Belgium - not so boring after all

If you think about Belgium, you think about – well, good question – French Fries? Eddy Merckx? Belgium waffles? Jean-Claude van Damme? Admitted: the latter Wikipedia just supplied …

The small Monarchy stands geographically seen very much in the shadow of their rather PR abounding neighbours, it however has to offer a lot more than the delicious potato sticks and short musclemen. Not for nothing has Brussels become Europe’s capital. Thanks to GSDH Advertising agency and as a tribute to our Belgium colleagues of Linea Trovata in Lokeren, we are sharing a piece of Belgium country today: so grab a Heineken - ähh Cristal Alken - ähhh Duvel and take the tour. Enjoy!

Source: GSDH Blog

Best of - The greatest political lies of all time

"Es hat lange Zeit kein so ehrliches Wahlprogramm gegeben." (Angela Merkel)


"Die Renten sind sicher." (Norbert Blüm)


"Saddam Hussein besitzt Massenvernichtungswaffen." (George W. Bush)


"Niemand hat die Absicht, eine Mauer zu bauen." (Walter Ulbricht)


"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinski." (Bill Clinton)


"Den Sozialismus in seinem Lauf, halten weder Ochs noch Esel auf." (Erich Honecker)


"Ich gebe Ihnen mein Ehrenwort, dass die gegen mich erhobenen Vorwürfe haltlos sind" (Uwe Barschel 1987)


"Es wird keine Steuererhöhung geben." (Angela Merkel)


"aber, aber ich liebe EUCH doch alle" (Erich Mielke 1989)


In der ehemaligen DDR werden bald "blühende Landschaften" sein. (Helmut Kohl 1990)


"Polen hat heute Nacht zum ersten Mal auf unserem eigenen Territorium auch mit bereits regulären Soldaten geschossen." (Adolf Hitler)


"Wir haben die Massenvernichtungswaffen gefunden." (George W. Bush)

With a sheet of paper to the moon

Yesterday evening I watched JBK (click here).

Theoretically* it is possible to fold an ordinary sheet of DinA4-paper to reach the distance from earth to the moon. How often would you need to fold the paper?

You need to fold the paper only 41 times to reach the moon!

*In reality a sheet of paper can be folded only to max. 8 times!

Calculation:
0,2mm (Thickness of paper) x 2^x = 384.400.000.000mm (Distance Moon Earth in mm)
--> 2^x = 1.922.000.000.000mm
--> x = ln 1.922.000.000.000mm / ln 2mm
x= ~ 40,8

q.e.d.

In a frog's world

Il Conto, per favore!

Das "erste Mal"

Latest scientific findings in ten episodes

Episode 1: How to measure caffeine the easy way


Episode 2: The Happy Feet proof - Penguins really can dance


Episode 3: Reducing dangerous household hazards with the innovative Banana Solution


Episode 4: How to detect dangerous gorillas


Episode 5: The luggage solution - How to never pay overweight again


Episode 6: A copy machine that copies everything


Episode 7: The Star Trek fiction becomes reality - The teleportation breakthrough


Episode 8: No more cold noses in winter


Episode 9: Love me tender


Episode 10: Heated Milking Machine


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Hosted by Dr. Bunsen and his assistant Beaker.

Planet Zombie (Rated PG)

After strokes of genius like "Zombie Massacre", "Kill Brittney Vol. 1 & 2" and Blockbusters like "NY Pizza Connection", "My father Osama" or "Cat bites Dog", now, showing at a Theatre near you, the next cinemascope masterpiece of Tito Tarantone: "Planet Zombie".

Watch the german superstar Moritz von Gedacht as Ltd. Slaughter, killing some of the world's most ugly Zombies and dangerous Terrorists with unnecessary use of force.

Sierra madre su

Just came back from a short business trip. Had no time to unpack or to breathe because some friends urged me to perform a touch and go landing on Munich's Theresienwiese.

Only thanks to god I survived Wiesn Day "1".

Today, finally time to chill in the warm autumn sun ... listening to this ...

(Story by Ludwig Thoma to buy here)

"Luja sog I"
watch it here:

Thanks to Nole Djokovic ...

... Tennis finally is fun to watch again. What a crazy dude he is, look and see!

Introducing new Candidates for Let's Dance on German TV

Star in Your Own JibJab! It's Free!